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Pregnant Pause

Jackie Rose tried to be a good 21st-century wondermom. Really, she did. But somewhere at the corner of Career and Motherhood, she realized that balance is an illusion and retreated back into the comfort of chaos. Now, Jackie’s pregnant with her third kid – what was she THINKING? – and taking a moment to wonder whether she’ll actually be able to sleep in the bed she made for herself without having bad dreams...

Say Hello To My Little Friend...

Lounging poolside in Nevada in the middle of the summer is a bit of a mixed blessing. On the one hand, there’s no shortage of cute waiters happy to bring me my fill of virgin Pina Coladas. On the other, it’s so oppressively hot that I fear the baby may be wilting.

Swimming is the only thing that helps, though stripping down to my bathing suit isn’t easy these days. I’m a bit bashful to begin with, so being grotesquely gravid to boot requires me to summon some serious courage. Happily, my tummy isn’t supposed to be flat for a change, so what the hell!

In this spirit of full disclosure, look at the little lovely I discovered on my side this morning while scrutinizing my form from all angles in the unforgiving fluorescence of our bathroom:

I don’t think it’s dirt.

Foolishly, I immediately googled "stretch marks" and "varicose veins" upon finding it, and now I fear I won’t be able to sleep tonight. With apologies and condolences to anyone who might be similarly afflicted, click here to see the most serious set of stretchies I found. There’s nothing you can do about these streaky demons, either – they simply just happen to some pregnant people.

All the horrible things pregnancy can do to one’s body has got me thinking a lot about Abby and Asher. I really do miss them, cute little buggers that they are. I hope Bubby’s been cleaning behind their ears.

Comments

 

Cheryl Lage said:

Miraculously, I concluded our twin pregnancy with nary a stretchmark (can you hear the gloating?), BUT....the visible veins? Still EVERYWHERE...and naturally, I keep on crossing my legs (not trying to prevent another pregnancy via that effectice method, it's just comfy to sit that way) which I'm told exacerbates the purple lines.

Drink a virgin colada for me, and don't sweat the veins. Nature's tat perhaps?

August 5, 2008 5:26 PM
 

hondapearl@aim.com said:

it's ok i not only got some from my first but i also inhearited them, and hve had some since highschool, but i think there is a lazer treatment for them for those that get really bad

August 5, 2008 5:55 PM
 

My Daughter's Father said:

To stave off stretch marks, try this: http://www.uddercream.com/

Now, I realize slathering your belly with cream from a jar adorned with cow patterns and "Moo" isn't exactly helpful to Mommy's self-image.

This stuff worked very well for Maddie's Mom, who had a very tight stomach and used this stuff daily when she was pregnant. No marks whatsoever.

August 5, 2008 6:51 PM
 

MicroCosmicMama said:

Aside from perhaps, a med spa, I'd say that here on ePregnancy.com is likely the ONLY place where you'll find men giving women advice about pregnancy-induced belly markings! Loving that! Here's to you, Daughter's Father! ;)

I have come to embrace my cow similarities, becoming the size of one carrying Kai, mooing like one during labor and now, of course, the milk bar is open! (Though, feeling more human since I stopped pumping and just let this voracious baby nurse on demand.)

August 6, 2008 8:52 AM
 

Pregnant Pause said:

You guys are so funny :)

Cheryl -- I like the "nature's tat" idea. Very hardcore Mama of me to have them, then, right?

Uddercream! Excellent! Count me in. I am the Dairy Queen, after all, though certainly not as much as you, Alicia (I HATE PUMPING, TOO!!!) Thanks for the tip, Sam. I'm loving your blog, by the way -- we need a little testosterone 'round here.

August 7, 2008 12:17 AM

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